Waiting room, thinking space

Seriously, my doctor's reception area couldn't be more jam-packed with disturbing page-turners:

I am now worried I may have to add chlamydia to my already impressive array of life-threatening illnesses.

(Note to readers: I spared you the 'Give yourself an anal swab' poster.)

(Note to medical professionals: This is what happens when you make your patients wait for longer than half an hour.)

Mortified Update: I forgot the ultimate horror. The Big One, you might say.

Please, if you have children, warn them of this scourge: