I really hope the resident harpy is already on holidays. The reason I'm having surgery so quickly is because the surgeons are going on Christmas break.
They're Jewish.
Speaking of which, I cannot fathom the reasoning behind draping every surface of a place where people are sick and/or dying with tinsel. Do they seriously think they're cheering anyone up?
If there's a little plastic Santa ho-ho-hoing anywhere in my vicinity (as there was the last time I was at the John Hunter) I may cause a scene.
Fortunately, the animals at home have been out in force to divert me.
First, we discovered another blue-tongue lizard, happily tucked away in an empty flowerpot:
And I'm proud to share that the magpie offspring have grown up quite a bit. They now comprehend how to find their own food, although they're still struggling with the concept of sharing.
Case in point, the keeper of the drumstick:
Most excitingly, we have a handsome new neighbour who arrived today.
Meet Rocky (on the right):
Things seem a little tense, but nothing several apples can't fix.
Be nice to the surgeons. Love and kisses and best wishes to you. Have fun in the hospital. Do it. I'm serious. Personal challenge: have fun. Sounds nuts but i think you should try it. Lemme know how it goes. xonorm
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