Friday, December 30, 2011

The perils of Pauline, or There goes the neighbourhood

Mick came home from the Metro on Wednesday night with a horrifying piece of town gossip:

Pauline Hanson, the failed politician who appealed to the dumb bigot in everyone, has supposedly bought my favourite pub-turned-antiques store, the old Tooths Exchange Hotel:


Galling: that she allegedly paid only $440,000 for it.
Even worse: she wants to turn it into a wine bar.

Or woin bar. With chips!

If she continues with her recent string of reality TV-driven attempts at image rehabilitation and tries to turn this venture into a series of camera-friendly mishaps and meltdowns, I may have to call upon Pauline Pantsdown to stage an intervention:

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