Snapping out of it

I said I love you Whitney? True enough, but did I really need to blurt it out?
And I stand by that Robert Palmer song (it's still stuck in my head) but what was I on about?

I was drunker than I thought; doesn't happen too often these days.

Anyway, as some sort of penance, or at least antidote to that deeply embarrassing girly outburst, here's a new object of, well, blokey objectification, rugby league player Dave Taylor (a.k.a. "Big" Dave; they're ever inventive in league):

At 6'2" and 120kg, he's been dubbed a "human wrecking ball":

He has a sensational broken nose, like a Roman statue after an earthquake:

What more do you want?
Oh yeah: