Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Misfortune is relative

I'm still in medical limbo – I have another appointment next week. This time I hope the surgeon will actually be there.

My mood could be described as dark, but I can still find reasons to laugh.
To wit, the best opening line to a news story I've seen in years:

THE best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo.

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